absinthianlyunheroic:

Someone… had to do it… 

whaoanon:

everyonesahero:

burrenbari:

ghosti:

BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

me

who the fuck puts doritos and packs of ramen in the fridge

The same person who puts handfuls of swords.

sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

(Source: banjo-heyworth)

(Source: albert-vaginastein)

(Source: gothpocket)

captainshenanigans:

karkats-crotch:

andnowwebounce:

dirk-strippa:

blond guy is me

me mememeeeeee

kate is this you????????

exactly how i got into homestuck

me

(Source: silverdragon78)

eviscera:

haddock does what he wants

(Source: mcgroodz)

klavicle:

it was silent and my sister and i were sitting at the kitchen table

she breaks the silence with

“doing it in the butt does not sound fun”

　

holymusicalbatman:

WHAT TEAM?

• WILDCATS

WHAT TEAM?

• WILDCATS

WHAT TEAM?

• WILDCATS

WILDCATS

• GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

blameaspartame:

what he means is he wants to put his face next to the buttcheeks

and scream at the ass

just screaming

screaming at the highest volume possible

at that ass